Corrupt A Wish

Dark Cardinal

Wish granted. Your hangover was promptly cured with the click of a revolver's trigger.

I wish my Saturday morning class wasn't so unbearable.

Dark Patriarch

cute there Gypsy!!!
Wish granted you meet the man of your dreams In your classs.... He shows you all you wanna see; then he asks you a question you end up in a harness you are his forever his slave your motions his own........ You are a part of him always!!!!

I wish my friend would remember me....

Dark Cardinal

Wish granted. Your friend remembers you and every bad thing you have ever done and deicides that killing your is better than dealing with the memories.

I wish that guy in my Environmental Sciences class would stop hitting on me...

Dark Patriarch

Wish granted the guy hitting on you gets hit in the head during a fight; so the only thing on his mind is his headache

I wish a friend would forgive me.........

The Black Pope

Wish granted..
Your friend forgives you but becomes so annoying that it drives you insane to the point of murder.

I wish I had a beter internet conncection....

Dark Cardinal

Wish granted. Internet connection restored. Too bad that lead to an irreversable computer virus that melts the harddrive. :D

I wish I got a payraise...

The Black Pope

Wish granted You get that much wanted payraise but your boss gets busted for being a drug lord and you go down with him because you are working for him.

I wish I had an honest and true girlfriend...

(This one should be interesting...LOL)

Dark Cardinal

Wish granted. She honestly and truely hates your guts and she's not afraid to kill you for it. :D

I wish my insomnia would go the hell away.

The Black Pope

Oh that was a good one.

wish granted: You fall fast asleep but you have the most horrid nightmare you have ever had in your life. But now you can't wake up and are stuck in that nightmare for the rest of your life.

I wish I was drunk tonight.

Dark Exempt Bishop

wish granted: you get drunk - but in doing so you completely ruin your liver and are never allowed to drink again.

i wish my laptop would work properly

Wandering Soul

Granted. you have a laptop that works but every two minutes you get rick rolled.

I wish my boyfriend lived in australia and he was a vampire.

Dark Cardinal

Wish granted. Unfortunately, he soon realizes Australians taste funny and dies of hunger (thirst? lol) before he can flee the country to a place where the natives are more suitable for consumption.

I wish Leo were back from Army Ranger training already. T^T

The Black Pope

Wish granted. Leo gets back home tomorrow and you are so relieved to have him back home, but that very day he is called in for active duty and is shipped to a foreign country.

I wish I had more time to do the things I enjoy doing.

Dark Cardinal

Wish granted. Unfortunately, all of this new time working on those projects causes you to soon realize you don't really like them all that much, leaving you with plenty of free time and nothing to keep your interest.

I wish my job were a little more enjoyable.

Wandering Soul

I wish for naught, only to find I have everything.

Wandering Soul

I wish for someone to turn my nightmares into dreams, but this isn't the time nor place.

Dark Patriarch

Granted Gypsy you work as a naked maid and love your job with all it's freedom unfortunately you are bit by a infected animal and you start to eat people.

Devil D You awake from a dream to see everything you ever wanted before you. You are in awe how something so great could happen but shit you realize you are in someone elses dream. What you do have is seized by the IRS.
I wish I could go to Italy