Wish granted you are 20 feet tall and can now peer into womans windows without the use of a ladder. You realize as you are watching a woman undress she sees you and pulls out a gun and shoots you; damn peeping can be deadly lmao!!!

I wish I could find a job I like...

Wish granted. You find a job that you absolutely adore and begin working there immediately. Unfortunately your salary has put too much stress on the fragile economy of the business and it promptly goes under, sending you into financial ruin.

I wish I wasn't so damn lazy! XD

Wish granted. You soon learn that the mountian is infact a active volcano. You and the mountain both lay entombed forever in ash and rock.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Wish granted.

A hoard of mutant termites manage to gnaw through the whole support structure while you slept. Looks like you're going to have a pressing morning under the weight of the roof...

I wish people would leave my office desk organized the way they found it!!!!

lmao Cazz!!!!
Wish granted. You soon move into the biggest house you have ever seen..., You start to realize something isn't right. You get through the middle hall and start to realize you are in a house where a whole family died.... You run for your life. You turn the corner and see an image out your eye you freak fall back and as it goes through you; you are already dead!!!!!!
I wish I was with somone else.

Oh great Lord lmao!!!!

Wish granted the current memebers are more active on here then they have ever been; just as you think to yourself Damn!!! this is great you realize we were all struck by a plague and become the living dead.

I wish people could make up there minds.

wish granted

everyone decides to make their minds up but it turns out that they decided to feed you to the living dead in an orgy of living dead sex and bloodlust buffet for dinner.

i wish i had three naked women with me now

Hmm, someone is horny today.

Wish granted, You suddenly find yourself in a room with three naked chicks. As you look around the room you notice it is litered with ropes, chains, sexual aides and sharp shiney objects. As you feel things rising down under, One woman picks up a hot iron and brands you with a cross. Being tortured as a heretic just won't bring the happy ending you hoped for.

I wish I could breathe right.

make a wish Cazz...

shit i didnt see your wish, excuse me.

I edited it smartass. Go ahead corupt my wish.

wish granted

you realise that your breathing will become better when your man stops giving you the best cunnilingus this side of the moon.

i wish i can stop thinking about sex now

wish granted.. you can stop thinking about sex, but you never EVER think about it again.

i wish i was prepared for my assessment today

Great you guys Flmao!!!!
Wish granted.... The assesment you have you will pass with flying colors but before that you realize the only reason you are passing is because you give the accesor what they want!
I want to get my way!

Wish granted. Everyone must give you what you want, when you want it. Unfortunately, when you said you'd rather die than do something, they had to give you that, too.

I wish I were at the movies with David right now. ;3

Wish granted you find yourself at the movies with David and everything is great just then you wake to realize SHIT.... it was all a dream
I wish to fly across the Country.

Wish granted. You plane crashes in the ocean and now you are on a permanent flight.

I wish I could get away with murder.

Wish granted. Unfortunately the only people you can get away with killing are the people you love. :O

I wish I could get back in touch with Jenny.

Oh cute Cazz!!!
Wish granted you get a call from Jenny and you talk for hours all of a sudden you get hit by lightning; which a storm came through and you were to pre occupied. You are now connected permanently stuck to the phone

I wish these assholes here would leave me allone!!!!

Wish granted. You now deal with dicks all the time instead of assholes. :D

I wish I didn't have to write this stupid speech. XP

wish granted

you dont have to write a stupid speech but you tell it anyway, unbenounced that you have just wrote it. then you realise that you just wrote what you didnt want to tell and your back to the beginning of your personal saga...

i wish i wasnt so drugfucked

Wish granted you are no longer drugfucked now the only problem is you we never be able to revisit that state ever again.

I wish I had no hangover.